Hair Inside Fingernails

Birch

Music - Weird Al Yankovic - Christmas at ground zero (listen while you read)
Photos - mp - Birch Christmas - Nikon Coolpix 5600vf tl-mtr

G: you can not understand ... I just bought everything you need (or so I believe) for costruirimi a fantastic Christmas tree!

M: ...

G: Ugh! It 's my Christmas tree! Built by me .. .. I have to assemble all the pieces!

M: in short, you work tonight!

G: maybe, well I have to go out tonight ..

G: I do it tomorrow, as in the best traditions: December 8, tree!

M: Right.

G: Ugh, I was so 'happy with my purchases and looking with enthusiasm to accept my ideas ... when I pretended I send you the photo ... ask me to do with it an equal bet ?

M: but I already have the tree

G: yes but it will be a very normal tree

M: No. .. it is a birch

G: but as a birch tree?

M: .. yes .. a birch

G: you have a birch tree in the room?

M: No. .. but I have a birch furniture ..

M: .. and I put on the spot of cycling, one white and one red ..

M: .. and the scarf .. practically a Christmas tree ..

M: a little 'pop, but a Christmas tree

G: and under the influence of narcotic what do you think a Christmas tree?

M: just because you're unimaginative not mean it is not a Christmas tree!

M: .. of a birch tree native to the accuracy

G: but it 's a closet Christmas!

M: No. .. meanwhile, is a chest of Christmas, if anything

G: is not 'a birch tree on Christmas!

M: well .. but then yours is a plastic Christmas! has more of my tree if your not ..

G: ...

M: what do we do now?

G: cmq pieces that will form the basis of my Christmas tree is cherry ...

G: Cherry Christmas?

M: the base is EVERYTHING ... my birch!

G: but it '... cmq a chest of drawers

M: is shaped like a chest of drawers, but it's a Christmas tree.

G: anyway so we '...

G: tomorrow when I have 'done the tree will send you' the photo

M: done .. and I will send you one of mine!